Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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