he puts the penis in happiness.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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