I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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