I'm drive I can fine osifer
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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