david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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