May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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