His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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