i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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