Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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