She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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