is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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