Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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