I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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