Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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