Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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