my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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