Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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