so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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