it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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