My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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