belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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