idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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