So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
