So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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