I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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