I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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