I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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