I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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