yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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