I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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