Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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