1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
