Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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