Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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