margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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