It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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