Who wears a wallet chain?!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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