And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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