we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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