Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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