He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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