She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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