You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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