how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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