We're facebook friends in real life
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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