i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I've blown a few things in my day
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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