WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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