Her vagina should come with caution tape.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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