People in love make me want to vomit
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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