I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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