this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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