my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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