ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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