So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
